~To my dismay, meteorology is not the study of meat. Thankfully, a meat wave is headed our way.~ © The Floral Dil
Concerning “National Dog Day” ~National Dog Day occurs only once every year. You won’t hear me wishing the hairless trees a “Happy Human Day” the other 364 days.~ ©The Floral Dil #notmyholiday
~Last night, one of my foolish servants informed me that there would be an eclair in the sky today. She no longer works here.~ © The Floral Dil #notmyeclair
Midnight Musings ~If your neighbor has neglected to fling filet mignon over the fence, it is imperative to rouse him before dawn~©The Floral Dil
Remember, Darlings…Safety First Before you step into a designer purse… Make sure it has caviar. ©The Floral Dil